AISubs v3.7
Yo, what's up, it's Tokai Yone. I'm Tetsuya.
I'm Yonari.
I'm Yona.
So, this time,
for the first time,
we'll have a cardboard invincible championship!
- That's not going to happen. - It's not an E.F.E. One Grand Prix, you know?
- That's a cool way of thinking of it. - We've never had a Grand Prix before.
What was it again?
Oh, that one!
Cardboard Armory vs. Pro Rugby Championship!
185cm, 95kg.
Yeah, it's got miraculous specs.
It's packed with equipment.
Oh, you saw it?
Where did you see it?
There's this thing like a Nike mannequin or something.
Even if we three go there naked, we can't win.
So we're going to use cardboard to see if we can win.
If you underestimate me, you'll regret it.
- I'll really regret it. - Seriously.
- I've done it with a tank before. - It's really hard.
- It's hard. - It's going to blow up.
Let's make it in 30 minutes.
Ready, set, go!
Let's hurry up and make it.
There's also time for pro rugby players.
Huh?
This is pretty heavy equipment, so we won't make it in time.
What's with that soft part of yours?
It's not soft, it's a shaft.
My heart is pounding just from licking it.
It's fast, isn't it?
This is big.
Get it out!
Equipment.
It's a reward.
You don't need it, do you?
Where do you want me to go?
I don't know what I'm doing.
What's up?
What's going on?
I don't know what I'm doing.
What are you talking about?
What's going on?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Look at me.
I'm scared.
You have 10 minutes.
What?
Let me go.
Since we're running out of camera equipment, shall we start the interview?
First of all, Ryo-kun, what is this?
This is a lance.
- Lance. - A lance is a weapon, right?
Actually, there are a lot of weapons in "Monster Hunter", right?
- Yeah. - If you were to use it in that game, you wouldn't be able to sell it even if you had points.
So, if you keep it at a distance, you wouldn't need any tools and it would be good.
And this...
What?!
W-what is it?!
What?!
You're losing already, aren't you?!
- I'm getting goosebumps. - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait, can you cut this part? Can you cut this part of my hair?
- Can you cut my hair?! What is that?! - Where is it?!
- It's really tight... Ouch! Ouch! - Okay, pull it, pull it!
A little more! A little more!
- Okay, it's done! - Oww, it's creepy!
- Eh, you?! - Yeah!
Seriously?!
- And Tetsuya's... - This one, this one.
It's long!
- It's Hercules. - In the end, it's a monster!
- Look! Look at the power! - In the end, it's a monster!
It's like this, so...
Can you see it?
It's long! It's round!
- Will it become a sword? - From here, from here.
If you sharpen it completely with this, you do it like this...
Ouch!
It becomes like this.
What? What? What?
I can't do it anymore.
- 6 o'clock? - Yeah.
Let's do it like that. Let's do it until the sun sets.
If the sun sets, it's over.
Ouch! My sideburns. I can't do it.
What are you fighting against?
You're a talker, aren't you?
That's strong! What's that?
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey, what are you doing?
Eat and run away!
What? Can we eat only sesame seeds?
Well, let's eat only sesame seeds!
What?
Let's wait until it's done!
OK!
Let me show you how it's done!
Wait!
You're big!
A sword, a lance and...
What's this?
A whip!
A whip?
Is it a whip?
A whip!
It has nothing to do with cardboard!
OK! Let's wait until it's done!
Here are the sesame seeds!
Ta-dah!
Just in time!
Let's eat only sesame seeds!
Sesame seeds
It's hard!
Wait!
What's wrong?
Wait!
I pray for your well-being.